Here’s a small story: There was a conman in a village who
realized the potential of occult and planned to use it for hoodwinking gullible
people. So he bought a hen, killed it and stuffed a frog inside its belly,
after cleaning it. He called it the ‘flying dead hen’ predictions and began
exhibiting it to people. When he brought anything hot to the left of it, it
would fly towards right and vice versa too. He used this to make predictions
about various things. But the people did not know that it was the frog who
jumped as it was hidden. He continued conning people until, the day he got
caught.
There was a recent article in The Print India
titled “Rahul Gandhi is back. Now with two economists, a migrant aid pack and
an ethical hacker”. Here is the link to it, added
solely for the reader’s convenience. So this article talks about the ‘comeback’
of Rahul Gandhi for the ‘N’th time. So the 3 main points raised here about his
discussions with two economists, the migrant workers’ issues and that of an
‘ethical hacker’. This is just one of the recent come-back and ‘returns’
articles. They are written as usual every year like it was a life changing
event. A simple google search with ‘Rahul Gandhi returns’ can show those. Now,
let’s analyse each of these points, all of which had some external ‘heat’ to
make those resurrectional statements.
First was the discussion he had Raghuram Rajan, the
former RBI governor. That had been badly exposed as a scripted and heavily
edited video where a clock betrayed the timings. Not that it’s wrong to edit or
shoot a scripted interview – which most journalists do but, the amount of
external ‘heat’ to make him ‘fly’ was so superficial and choreographed. If an
alien landed on Earth at that moment, it would have believed he was the world’s
greatest economist. But even that fell flat after a while. The wall clock betrayed
him. After
all, frogs cannot fly. They can only jump. Then
the next attempt was his talk with the Nobel laureate Abhijit Bannerjee.
Nothing much changed in it except that the
traitor clock was banished and he tried hard to put words in Bannerjee’s mouth.
When it came to the case of the poor migrants, as
usual he stuck to the modified version of NYAY, which the people had rejected
during the 2019 polls. Next came the generous offer to fund the travel of poor
migrant labourers. In Kerala, Congress proposed to pay Rs. 10 lakhs from each district
committee but, they ‘could not’ as the local administration refused especially,
in Alappuzha. The District Collector there refused to accept the
cheque as there were no legal provisions for it. However nothing stopped
Congress from donating to the Kerala CMDRF (not mentioning PMCARES here, as
they will never donate to a transparently working trust). The biggest shocker
was when the video clip of Congress MLA Amarinder Raja came. He was seen telling
the people at Bhatinda railway station that Sonia Gandhi paid for their travel
and he distributed pamphlets. Well, Congress is adept at playing such dirty
tricks while evoking little to no reaction from the fourth estate of today.
Rahul Gandhi’s ethical hacking avatar was the next
comedy. He had been conspicuously silent about the controversies surrounding
the Sprinklr deal of the
Kerala government though it had come up before the High Court of Kerala. The
Leader of opposition in the Assembly, who is from Congress had also played a
role in bringing up this
matter to the HC. Anyway, it’s unfair to blame Rahul Gandhi’s silence on it as
he may not know much about Sprinklr and the fixed match in Kerala. The frog does not jump without any
heat and it when it does, it does only to a place where it’s directed. It was around this time he raised false
alarms about the privacy of the Aarogya Setu app which was developed by the
Government of India to fight COVID 19.
“The Aarogya Setu app, is a sophisticated
surveillance system, outsourced to a pvt operator, with no institutional
oversight – raising serious data security & privacy concerns. Technology
can help keep us safe; but fear must not be leveraged to track citizens without
their consent” was his tweet. However he never mentioned who the private
operator was as he was sure there would be no scrutiny from his pliant
media. The
hen never gets questioned even when the frog refuses to respond to the heat. All he intended to do was put the Government
in trouble and confuse the citizens, thereby derailing India’s efforts to fight
COVID 19. Shortly after that a self proclaimed ‘French Hacker’ came out saying
Rahul Gandhi was right. Though the Arogya Setu team released a statement about the
‘valuable findings’ of that hacker, he went on to write a long article to
further defend Gandhi. There was nothing in it to substantiate Rahul Gandhi’s
claims of the ‘private operator’, ‘surveillance’ or ‘lack of consent’. By the
end of the day, the pliant media forgot about what Rahul Gandhi said and what
the so called hacker tried to prove. There were instances where the village conman got
so engrossed in conning people that he forgot about the frog inside.
Every time the Lutyens media tried to resurrect the
image of Rahul Gandhi, it always fell flat precisely because he was never what
they really showed. They have been trying hard to save him from taking the
responsibility of losing so many elections consecutively that they forgot it
was leading to the collapse of India’s grand old party and ultimately their
ecosystem. We can see more such articles in future where a whole PR team tries
to heat up the surroundings and make the hen fly.
Originally published at https://myvoice.opindia.com on May 18, 2020.